Silly Poems

Roses are red

Carnations are pink

Men are stupid

So whaddaya think?

Roses are red

They can also be white

Life is a buffet

So take a big bite

Roses are red

And so are my lips

Let’s neither of us speak

No lies and no trips

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Tied up and soul bound

Eyes on what’s true

Roses are red

Thoughts can be clear

Strength in self knowledge

At a price paid quite dear

Roses are red

My coffee is brown

If you take it away

I’ll flatten the town

Roses are red

I love Jack Daniels Black

If I have more than two

The spins will attack

Roses are red

Violets are blue

These poems are stupid

And so, fuck you too