The cat arrives
As I enjoy my coffee
Presents himself to me
He must have immediate attention
And accolades
Simply for existing
Which, of course I give him 
Eventually
As all cats do
He sits on my lap
Rearranging everything I am doing
And having all of his preferences met
Because HE IS IMPORTANT
He will then present me with his nether regions
Sticking his arse in my face
Glancing back at me
To be sure
That I am suitably impressed
I should clearly be rejoicing
At such a gift
I find myself thinking
Someone needs to elect my cat
To go to Washington DC
He’d fit in quite well